Humourous Poetry
I fix my duck with duct tape
when she breaks. That’s what I do.
If my gorilla has a crack
I use Gorilla Glue.
My monkey needs a monkey wrench
just every now and then.
And chicken wire is what I use
to mend my broken hen.
Can you write a humourous poem, just like Kenn Nesbitt?
I had a dog that had a driping nose then I block’t it with some durt.
T words
I fiX my t.rex with t.rex tape
When he breaks
If my t.rex has a broken tail
I’ll ushered t.rex teeth
I fix My kitten with kitty tape
when she brakes
if my kitten has a broken neck
I ‘ll use a kite.
1)donkey
2)d
3)poem
I Fix my donkey with doggy tape,
When he has a broken ear,
I’ll use a donkey bite
Loin
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I fix my lion with little tape
when he breaks
If my lion has a broken tale bone
I’ll use a lion-pin.
Great work Carter, Pia and Kallan.
Nice one Lachlan and Harry.
I fix my cat with cat nail’s
Charli, Tamara and Rowan – Poor pussycat.
More thought needed Ella and Abby.
Dragon
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I fix my dragon with dragon glue
When he breaks
If my dragon has a brokon wing
I’ll use dragon mister.
@Lachlan and Harry – mixture
1)leopard
2)l
3)poems
I fix my leopard with leopard glue,
When she brakes
If my leopard has a broken neck,
I’ll use a leopard tooth
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I fix my kangaroo with koalas